Demi gets porn stolen!

[crappertay]

A series of explicit photos featuring Demi Moore and her lover Ashton Kutcher in "compromising positions" have been stolen, according to American TV reports. Devastated Moore is reportedly worried the raunchy pictures - which were saved on a laptop computer taken from the Hollywood home of her Punk'd beau's pal Jason Goldberg - will appear on the internet and cause an even bigger sensation than Paris Hilton's sex video. The theft has been reported on American TV show Celebrity Justice, which claims cops have failed to discover signs of forced entry into the home and have concluded the laptop is the only missing item. Goldberg - who is the creator of Kutcher's hit MTV prank show - alerted police to his plush abode upon realizing the computer had been stolen, according to Britain's The Sun tabloid. A spokesman for Moore insists the Striptease actress is unaware of any photos or the reported theft.

Unlucky!

[Bordick]

I can see the headlines now:

"Demi got Spunk'D"

[Josh]

plant.

[Wiggum]

which were saved on a laptop computer taken from the Hollywood home of her Punk'd beau's pal Jason Goldberg

Why the hell were these on his friend's computer?
Ashton's got some explaining to do.

[Doom]

Have they been put on the internet yet? Damn guys