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Old 05-24-2004, 01:54 PM   #1
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Hilton plays "show me yours, show you mine" with Ron Jeremy

The Simple Life star Paris Hilton shocked onlookers by baring her breasts for porn legend Ron Jeremy - in return for a glimpse at his infamously large manhood. Cheeky Hilton, 23, and her actress friend Bijou Phillips approached the X- rated film star at a Los Angeles party and asked to see his notoriously large penis. And 51-year-old Jeremy agreed to oblige, but only if they flashed their chests. A source says, "Ron is only in porn for one reason and it's certainly not his looks. The girls really wanted to see it. So they all went off to the toilets and five minutes later Bijou came out saying, 'It's bigger than my boyfriend's!'"





Not much of a fair trade really considering ol' Ron's famous for packing more than a whole german sausage factory and most people's kitchen spices have more impressive racks than Paris.

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Old 05-24-2004, 02:02 PM   #2
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Not to mention Ron is the better looking of the two.
And has probably slept with fewer people.
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Old 05-27-2004, 01:04 AM   #3
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How old is Jeremy now?
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Old 05-27-2004, 08:53 AM   #4
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How old is Jeremy now?
According to IMDB he was born in 1953, so he's 51 now.

He's almost as old as my dad!
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Old 05-27-2004, 03:56 PM   #5
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Tay did mention he was 51 in the initial post
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