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Old 06-17-2004, 12:27 PM   #1
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Madonna changes her name
Madonna has changed her name to Esther...

Because she has converted to a freaky version of Judaism and is now a prude.
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Old 06-17-2004, 12:56 PM   #2
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Old 06-17-2004, 01:35 PM   #3
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Here's a bit more info:

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Madonna reveals on Friday's 20/20 that she has adopted the ancient Hebrew name Esther. The 45-year-old diva will use the new moniker in her religious life and stick with Madonna when she wants to sell stuff. But after age 70, it'll be Esther round the clock.
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Old 06-17-2004, 06:12 PM   #4
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Before you know it, she'll be using a symbol and being called the artist formerly knows as Madonna.
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Old 06-17-2004, 06:19 PM   #5
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Prince is Prince again
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Old 06-18-2004, 09:27 AM   #6
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Prince is Prince again
Prince is also a JW now. urgh.
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Old 06-18-2004, 09:30 PM   #7
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Hobbit lays the smackdown on celebrity religion.


Bet if The Shat turned to scientology he'd be first in the queue though
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Hobbit lays the smackdown on celebrity religion.


Bet if The Shat turned to scientology he'd be first in the queue though
Hellz yeah. I'll go right on down to the Scientology potato bar in Austin and order the #5... sour cream, chives, and brain washing.
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Hellz yeah. I'll go right on down to the Scientology potato bar in Austin and order the #5... sour cream, chives, and brain washing.
You would also have to conceed that Battlefield Earth is the greatest most misunderstood film ever.
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You would also have to conceed that Battlefield Earth is the greatest most misunderstood film ever.
Only if Shatner says so.
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Old 07-03-2004, 09:31 PM   #11
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battlefield earth sucks....period.
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battlefield earth sucks....period.
Your wisdom is stunning.
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Old 09-15-2004, 07:02 PM   #13
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SHALOM: Kabbalah devotee Esther (a.k.a. the weird lady formerly known as Madonna) left for Israel today to celebrate the Jewish New Year in the Holy Land. Having just wrapped her "Re-Invention" tour, she's expected to visit some traditional burial places during her trip.
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She's so whacked in the head. I can't imagine what her kids will be like
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Having just wrapped her "Re-Invention" tour, she's expected to visit some traditional burial places during her trip.

Bruce Lee, Elvis...
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I think we should send copies of Truth or Dare to her Rabbi. See how quickly she gets excommunicated
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Shouldn't take too long
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I think we should send copies of Truth or Dare to her Rabbi. See how quickly she gets excommunicated


Yeah, if that doesn't do it, tell them that the million bucks she just donated were proceed from her sex book. But I don't believe they have Rabbis. And for that matter, from what I've read, I'm mystified that this Kaballah is even remotely associated with Judaism.
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