Martha Will Be Going To The Big House

[Brian]

REQUEST DENIED: Martha Stewart won't get another chance to spruce up the courtroom. The domestic diva's request for a second trial was rejected by a U.S. District judge on Thursday. Tossing aside allegations that an ink expert lied on the witness stand, the judge stated that "overwhelming independent evidence" supported the initial guilty verdict. Stewart and her stockbroker cohort, Peter Bacanovic, will most likely be sentenced to 10 to 16 months in prison.

[Josh]

Why is it that rich people only go to jail when their crime is no big deal?

[Deus Ex Machina]

Originally posted by FilmHobbit
Why is it that rich people only go to jail when their crime is no big deal?

Because judges don't risk getting caught taking bribes over shoplifting, DUI's and insider trading.

[Teenagerlobotomy]

i bet they will give her parole after about two months...they always treat celebrities in prison better than the regular inmates. celebrities being sentenced deserve the same treatment as all of the other inmates

[MirkwoodMaiden]

LMAO~

[Inlike Flynt]

She gets sentenced July 16th at 9am I hear.