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Old 07-21-2007, 02:56 PM   #1
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Talk about this piece of shit...
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Old 07-21-2007, 07:07 PM   #2
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I look forwards to the day when this movie is used as a torture device against terrorists. That is all.

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Old 07-28-2007, 02:47 PM   #3
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Saw it this morning.

I'm not allowed to talk about it.

But it was everything I expected and more.
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Old 07-28-2007, 02:50 PM   #4
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sounds promising.
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Old 07-28-2007, 02:52 PM   #5
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I am not allowed to tell you otherwise... until Thursday night.
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Old 08-02-2007, 01:36 PM   #6
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READ MY BRATZ REVIEW and find out how I was raped by MySpace
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Old 08-02-2007, 01:42 PM   #7
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Dear Mr. Voight, wearing a prosthetic nose is no substitute for acting. It’s just a fake nose. It doesn’t make your performance better. Stop it.
So... in other words, the nose doesn't play?
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Old 08-02-2007, 01:45 PM   #8
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I can hear Josh's attempt at a super-cool, Valleyesque accent in my head while reading it
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Old 08-02-2007, 01:53 PM   #9
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Josh, it's times like this I don't envy your job.
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Old 08-02-2007, 02:19 PM   #10
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OMG. This bit made me LOL

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The script is bad enough all by itself, but they’ve actually managed to cast a group of young actresses who make it even worse. The four leads are played by unknowns, and I submit that they may have been unknown for a reason. Not one of them can act. Their performances are about on par with that of your average 6-year-old kid in a milk commercial, except most of them are nearly 20 and theoretically smart enough to understand that acting is more than just a session of “lets pretend”.
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Old 08-02-2007, 03:39 PM   #11
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When this comes to dvd, my decision between blu-ray or HD-DVD will be made so much easier.
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Old 08-02-2007, 05:09 PM   #12
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READ MY BRATZ REVIEW and find out how I was raped by MySpace
I registered just so I could say that was quite possibly the greatest review ever, second maybe only to another site's wonderful analysis of another film.

(I'd link it, but apparently I have to post 15 times before being able to enter a URL. Just google it.)
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Old 08-02-2007, 05:30 PM   #13
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Nice try cock sucker.
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Old 08-02-2007, 06:30 PM   #14
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I swear I saw a TV spot in the UK that used the review tag;

"'OMG... Like Being Raped By MySpace.' - CinemaBlend.com"
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Old 08-02-2007, 10:03 PM   #15
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Nice try cock sucker.
Wow. Honestly, I wasn't advertising that website. Why would I promote Pajiba when I write for JoBlo.com?

But you know, whatever. Thanks for making me feel welcome.
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Old 08-02-2007, 10:50 PM   #16
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You'll have to forgive Murphy today Quigles. Clearly he didn't take his meds today.
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Old 08-03-2007, 12:13 AM   #17
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My 12 year old daughter refuses to see this one. Says it insults her intelligence.

Instead, she wants to go see the Bourne movie.
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Old 08-03-2007, 02:45 AM   #18
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Crevette, it sounds like you have a smart kid
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Old 08-03-2007, 06:17 AM   #19
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Spam is spam. Cap was a little too course but I was the one who edited the post because I don't care who you say you work for, spamming is spamming and that was about as subtle as a kick in the nuts with hob-nail boots.
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Old 08-03-2007, 06:18 AM   #20
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If this movie is so bad how come Rafe didn't get given the job?
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Old 08-03-2007, 10:48 AM   #21
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one of your best reviews ever Josh. bet my 10-year-old cousin will want ot see this. Your review is too inappropriate to show her htough. :P
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