Intolerable Cruelty has a cast to set fanboys afire and a title that sets your cinematic toes a-tingling. But someone seems to be in denial about the current state of Catherine Zeta-Jones' appearance. Here, judge for yourself. Behold the first
Intolerable Cruelty one sheet!
Thing is, Catherine Zeta-Jones has had a baby. Actually though, Catherine Zeta-Jones looks like she has had ALL the babies. As in all the babies on the planet. All of them, leaping from her loins. No not all at once. Don't be silly.
Photoshopping in a picture of Cathy from her days as a swashbuckling sidekick opposite Antonio Banderas won't do a damn thing to make her sexy in the actual movie. The sooner she accepts that she is now at best a shady looking MILF, the better off we'll all be. That's shallow, but that's facts. That doesn't mean she can't still act. If this woman grows any wider we'll be able to stretch her across the grand canyon and use her as a great big jiggly trampoline. If Catherine Zeta ages any faster she'll soon out-age the craggy face of Michael Douglas. Remember when he used to look like her daddy? Now she looks like she could be George Clooney's mother, if he'd just get rid of that distinguished gray.
Catherine Zeta-Jones no longer looks anything like the woman in this picture. The days of
High Fidelity are long since come and gone. People think she's something else, simply because pictures like this make it easy for the memory to remain.
Report by: Film Hobbit
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