This is not a joke, this is for real…an actual massage parlor game is coming to the Nintendo WiiWare platform starting August 9th. You give beautiful, topless ladies a massage as they rhythmically respond to your awesome back-rubbing touch. Seriously.

As stated in the press release…

Enjoy your massage! has been created with the cooperation of a team of psychologists: a special mix of slow breath-rythmical animations and harmonic sound relaxes the player and enhances his emotional involvement.

This has to be one of the weirdest and easily one of the most goofy games I’ve even, but here’s the real catcher: the game is only rated E10+ for Everyone 10 and older and the reason for that is for “Mild Suggestive Themes”. Hilarious.

You can learn more about this back-rubbing game by visiting the Official Website. Enjoy your Massage is due out on August 9th for the WiiWare platform, exclusively on the Wii.