Bored GTA 5 players keep finding creative ways to keep themselves amused while waiting for the cooperative heists. A group of musically inclined gamers have created an original song pleading with Rockstar to release heists for GTA Online.

A lot of game-inspired YouTube songs are parodies of top 40 hits with questionable production values. Francis' Titanfall/Wrecking Ball parody comes to mind. "Please Give Us Heists" is still technically a parody, as it's sung to the tune of "Demons" by Imagine Dragons. However, singer "MsLuuna" really sells the thing with some fantastic vocal work.

As the song mentions, Rockstar Games originally planned to add heists to GTA Online this spring. However, that didn't happen. In June, they announced that the feature was taking "more time to create than originally anticipated." They've declined to announce a new release window.

Players have found ways to pass the time, though. One gamer created a website mocking the long delay. Other gamers have staged elaborate fake heists within GTA Online.

Gamers who dug through GTA Online's files have found some clues as to the heists' content. The leaked animations and mission descriptions suggest that players will be able to rob banks and even raid the FIB headquarters.

Rockstar Games generally releases one content update for GTA Online per month. The August update, Patch 1.16, hasn't been announced or released yet. There's a chance that it could include heists. That may explain why it's a bit behind schedule:
The full lyrics from "Please Give Us Heists" are below, in case you're curious.
All my cars are sold
And the jobs are old
Let us rob some banks
and steal all their gold
When I race, I fail
Put my house for sale
and then worst of all
the game’s getting stale
I want a Zentorno
I want some bad ass clothes
But with an empty bank
All I can do is wank
No matter what we dream
We still need money
When will the bank heists come?
When will the bank heists come?

It drops in spring
Why did you lie?
Rockstar please give us heists
Rockstar please give us heists
I DNF’d
I really tried
Rockstar, please give us heists
Rockstar, please give us heists

All the cars I’ve stole
Had to sell them all
I have all the guns
But I have no ammo
All the days I’ve played
Just to buy a plane
bought a monster truck
gets taken away
Don’t wanna buy shark cards
Making cash is hard
I don’t know what to do
and my car looks like poo
No matter what we dream
We still need money
When will the bank heists come?
When will the bank heists come?

It drops in spring
Why did you lie?
Rockstar, please give us heists
Rockstar, please give us heists
I DNF’d
I really tried
Rockstar, please give us heists
Rockstar, please give us heists

They said it drops in May
I’m hoping every day
I spend my days in woe
You made me play COD Ghosts
I want to form a team
And start to live the dream
I’ll snap your disc in half
Unless you drop them now

It drops in spring
Why did you lie?
Rockstar, please give us heists
Rockstar, please give us heists
I DNF’d
I really tried
Rockstar, please give us heists
Rockstar, please give us heists

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