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GTA 5 Videos Feature Uncensored Sex, Car Crashes, Airplanes Flying
Rockstar warned everyone of this very moment: that there would be leaks and they would make you lose control over your bowels and other bodily functions. So with that warning set firmly in place, I implore you to turn away now lest you ruin the nascence of awesome for when you take on the seminal task of opening GTA V for the very first time after picking it up from your local retailer.
Below are a series of videos courtesy of the kind folk over on Neogaf that Dualshockers and IBI Times spotted, where they have been posting all this stuff up for everyone like you to see, enjoy, salivate over and completely have your minds melt onto the keyboard in front of you.
The only thing I'm going to do is warn you that the very first video is Not Safe For Work; this means the obvious uncensored sex scene below. The first vid features a guy banging a chick from behind and there are some grade 'A' douche bags in the background laughing like coked up frat boys. So again, the first video is NSFW.
Just click on the image below to be taken to the actual videos. There are no story spoilers in the videos, so it's all good.
Also, Rockstar if you're all pissed and stuff about the leaks, and if you're planning on unleashing your pet lawyers on us again, I'd just like to inform you that we've got stuff on the second page, too. Also, you're welcome... regarding all the free media controversy/publicity. If you'd like to pay us for it we only accept Mountain Dew and Doritos... it's the law of the Dorito Pope. Thanks.
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