While it would take a million years and a room full of monkeys to ever conceive the written idea for explaining the whole fanboy craze with some flavorable snacks, it only took one industry writer a few well thought-out paragraphs and a picture of ice cream.

Ryan Rigney from Slapstic.com writes an anecdotal piece about the ridiculousness of fanboys and their favoritism antics. The article will leave even the most concrete-arsed fanboy splitting his sides with laughter, and rightfully so.

Ryan dissects the gaming industry philosophy of fanboyism down to the simple illustration of ice cream, coffee and smoothies. I would further giveaway all the hilarity that ensues, especially the part about ice cream not being a real snack, but I’ll leave the devices known as your eyes to do all the reading work. You can check out the article by using your index finger muscles to push down the left mouse button over this here link.

And remember, whether you like smoothies, coffee or ice cream, they each provide something enjoyable to their respective demography. With that said, ice scream still sucks.