Honestly, I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried. The headline speaks volumes for the new Game Diary featured on Slapstic. Ryan Rigney takes readers through a walk on the dead-side, as the second entry of his Game Diary reveals some unique quirks about Left 4 Dead’s play mechanics.

The second part of the Game Diary taking place on Slapstc throws in some classic lines about the semi-smart but mostly idiotic A.I., and plenty of quirky revelations about the zombie-humping – first it was a refrigerator and now it’s a parked car. Nice.

I’m not going to give away too much from what happens in the diary, but like the headline says, there’s some fiasco involving speculation about exploding poptarts, a sequence of heroism that depicts a character in the form of a lesbian Rambo and of course, there are the zombie prostitutes in mini-skirts that get murdered. Enough said.

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