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GAMING BLEND
Solid Snake Arrives In Nintendo's Smash Bros. BrawlAuthor: Jeffrey Harris
published: 2007-10-09 02:04:25
These are some of the best and most hilarious videos I've ever seen. In the art and video style of the codec from the original Metal Gear Solid game on the PS1, Snake (voiced by the mainstay English voice actor for Snake, David Hayter) gabs with Colonel Roy, Otacon, and Mei Ling about his new opponents of a different sort for the upcoming sure to be instant classic, Smash Brothers Brawl, due out for the Nintendo Wii on December 3rd.
Colonel Roy (voiced by the English game version's actor, Paul Eiding from MGS 1 and 2, talks to Snake about facing Mario. We also get some fantastic in game footage and a look at Snake's abilities and special moves. Mario vs. Snake will be a fight for the ages. It looks like there will even be a stage right out of the first area from the original Metal Gear Solid game! Holy crap, it's Mei Ling (Kim Mai Guest)! Snake shows a bit of his more chauvinistic side at the sight of Samus sans her armor. Mei Ling is clearly unimpressed while Snake remains disappointed that Samus will lose the opportunity to face one so virile as him. Snake being a sexist, chaunivistic pig rocks the camel's ass. It's the Colonel Roy and Snake duo once again in one of the most hilarious Roy/Snake interchanges I've ever heard. ROY: "Wario loves garlic, he eats cloves of it day and night." "He also attacks by farting, he can fart to fly around too." SNAKE: "By farting . . . ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" ROY: "Sadly no, I am not kidding. If his bully starts bulge, watch out." Who ever wrote these videos deserves an Academy Award. Snake's old pal, Otacon, pops up to tell him about the cute Mario mainstay dinosaur, Yoshi. Snake wonders how Yoshi can lay eggs and be male, then decides to catch him and eat him. I'm serious; Snake is the first person I'm playing as when I get this game. |