Retailers are now accepting pre-orders for Duke Nukem Forever. Pre-ordering through GameStop and Walmart in North America will earn you free swag.

Walmart will give you a trucker hat with DNF's logo printed on the front. If the game sucks, it'll go well with your Battlefield: Earth t-shirt and other ironic wear. Isn't hating stuff awesome?

GameStop meanwhile is offering "Duke's Big Package." This exclusive bundle gives you unlock codes for an in-game EGO boost, Big Head Mode, and T-Shirt pack.

DNF will launch in North America on May 3rd. Other territories - which don't seem to be getting any of these pre-order extras - will get it on the 6th.