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We interupt our normally scheduled music coverage, to bring you the following news. Clay Aiken is gay. People Magazine will officially break the news that broke a million young hearts in a cover story with the headline "Yes, I'm Gay" and a shot featuring Aiken and his young son, Parker Foster Aiken ... read more |
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American Idol may be off the tube for this year, but that dosesn’t stop the weekly karaoke fest and ratings juggernaut from continuing to make news. As this year’s two David’s (Cook and Archuleta) release their records, and the rest of the Idol gang pack concert arenas, comes news that a former Idol will sing for Obama, and a new judge will grace the show ... read more |
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Even though White is one of her sister’s bridesmaids, she will not be able to attend because of her commitment to Idol. I’m just saying if my sister is going to miss my wedding because of a glamorized game show, she better win. Too bad White put my ADD-riddled cat to sleep when we caught her last performance on YouTube ... read more |
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Affable bigen Ruben Studdard may have been unceremoniously axed by his record company, but he’s still being taken care of by American Idol producers. Executives behind the most popular show on television have given him the coveted responsibility of recording the sad montage theme which accompanies the highlight videos for each voted off contestant ... read more |
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It may be because producers of the most popular show on television care about giving their fans access to more content. It may be because both Idol and iTunes start with the same letter. But more than likely, it’s because the suits behind the cultural phenomenon that is American Idol want to syphon every last cent out of the massive hole in Uncle Sam’s jeans ... read more |
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Alright America, think you have the crass and guile to make an unbiased decision concerning the raw, undiscovered talent that could soon be singing from your mp3 players? Now, to the meaty, informed portion of this avant-garde rant. Well, hate to break it to you, but sometimes they’re pimping out ex-hoes ... read more |
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Like Enrico Fermi (2), I’ll research, dissect, and eventually, split open the most noteworthy musical events of the previous week, causing a chain reaction that may or may not change life as we know it. Along the way, I’ll keep a running count of every famous person mentioned, hopefully hitting 50 by the article’s “it was all a dream” ending. Ready? Than like Alex Trebek’s (3) moustache, I’m off ... read more |
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Nothing is finalized but an insider close to Paula has confirmed she’s entertaining the offer. This woman is a money-making machine. Her line of jewelry recently sold out in less than a week (that’s over 30,000 sales), and her choreography talents are still highly sought after. Remember the cheerleading scene in American Beauty? That was her. Tom Hanks’ keyboard dancing in Big? Her again. And Lord knows how much she gets payed to praise everything on American Idol ... read more |
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For a few weeks, Katherine McPhee was atop the World. She was kicking ass on American Idol, Uncle Sam was dreaming of her McHooters, and a prolonged career in the music business seemed assured. Then she started dating some creepy old guy and admitted to throwing up lunch. On a daily basis. People can tolerate a lot, especially bulemia (anything to keep that ass in business), but watching the girl they’ve been lusting over get engaged to some middle-aged nobody is too much to ask ... read more |
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People suck. They can barely figure out how to get through life without dying, let alone select winners for anything. That indisputable fact was on shameful display tonight, as the writer-less People’s Choice Awards crowned some musical winners. Former N’Sync crooner Justin Timberlake sexied his way to two-and-a-half awards, the half coming by way of his guest spot on Timbaland’s “Give It To Me”, which won Favorite Hip-Hop Song ... read more |
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Soon to be convicted felon Jessica Sierra will make her pornography debut in a home video that has been leaked to a major internet porn company. Sweet! Watching coked-out catastrophes perform fellatio on shady looking gang-bangers in seedy motel rooms has always been a passion of mine ... read more |
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Former tenth place finisher on ‘American Idol’ Jessica Sierra has been arrested again. The bloated trainwreck and confirmed drug addict was boozing it up at a Tampa nightclub when she reportedly became belligerent and was asked to leave. In accordance with scumbag procedures, she than shouted racial slurs, attempted to fight a bouncer and tried to sneak back in a side door ... read more |
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Completely vindicating what some have called my irrational hatred for Jordin Sparks, her album debuted this week to what could only be generously termed a luke-warm reception. According to early unofficial numbers, Jordin Sparks’ self-titled debut album will pop into the Billboard charts at number ten this week, selling just over one hundred thousand copies. That’s less than half of what Taylor Hicks’ album moved last year ... read more |
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The American Music Awards were held last night, and former American Idol contestants Carrie Underwood and Chris Daughtry dominated, taking home three awards each. Shockingly, Taylor Hicks was neither nominated nor in attendance. I’ve always liked Carrie Underwood. Her voice is soothing and melodic, her boobs large and perky. You just can’t go wrong there ... read more |
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