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So what’s a channel called Music Television to do now that this same channel no longer includes actual music in its programming? Simple. Take it to the internet. Which is exactly what MTV has done with its new internet channel MTV Music (or MTvM). We'll be rooting for them. ... read more |
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As Barack Obama and Hilary Clinton duke it out for possible control of America and the free world, a whole other kind of election is going on in Madonna’s head: the election for the perfect pop star ... read more |
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Beyonce Knowles and Tina Turner are slated to perform together at this year’s Grammy awards. Knowles has been a longtime fan of Tina Turner. In 2005, she even paid homage to Turner, performing “Proud Mary” during a Kennedy Center Honors telecast. Also to appear at this year’s Grammy awards are a number of other divas, including Alicia Keys, Aretha Franklin, Feist, Fergie, and Rihanna ... read more |
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Like Templeton (2) from Charlotte’s Web, I’ll sniff, scrounge through, and eventually shit out the most important music-related stories of the previous week. In an unimportant gag that serves no real purpose other than to bind the article together, I’ll count all celebrity references in parentheses, hoping to snag 50 by the time this grouping of words gets egg on your face. Fired-up? Than like John The Baptist’s (3) head, I’m off! ... read more |
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There’s been a lot of speculation over the last few months on whether or not musicians would boycott the Grammys in a statement of solidarity for the WGA and their thousands of striking members. Well, Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl and over-hyped ho bag Beyonce have answered the speculation, and their responses amounted to nothing more than a giant middle finger toward the Writer’s Guild of America clouded in pleasant euphemisms ... read more |
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As months go by since the Writers’ strike, annual awards productions are unfolding like scenes in a civil war movie, each production bringing in new characters to clash with the striking Writers Guild of America - first the producers, then the screen actors, then the directors. With the Grammys now approaching in February, the musicians are being dragged into the fray, leaving Hollywood looking like the action scenes from Braveheart ... read more |
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It’s your old friend, Mack. I’m puffing away on my beloved hookah, Mona Lisa Vito, in the freezing cold garage, and in just a few short hours, you’ll take off from the North Pole like a bat out of hell. There’s a few things I forgot to ask for at the mall last week, and I thought I’d post them on the internet in case your sleigh has a wireless router ... read more |
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What do YOU want for your b-day? How about a new B’Phone! Yesterday morning, Samsung unveiled their new, Beyoncé-inspired cell phone. I know what you’re thinking: “Are you kidding?” Oh, how I wish I was.
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And perhaps Beyonce should look into getting some original material instead of "borrowing" things from every other pop star around her (and helpless songwriters from the midwest). She's like a three year-old's sucker, collecting a little piece of everything as it gets passed around the daycare. She even ripped off Britney's cankles for crying out loud. That's low ... read more |
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In general, I’m all for pretty ladies wearing little amounts of clothing. If someone put a referendum on the ballot, I would vote in favor, but this endorsement isn’t quite an entire population covering blanket. There are occasional times when booty shorts and halter tops aren’t appropriate. Girls, go ahead and prance around in your bikinis anywhere on the East Coast, but do not, under any circumstances, clad yourself in cleavage revealing outfits anywhere in Malaysia ... read more |
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