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“Brian Wilson is mindless junkie, trying to bank on his former success to sell tickets. His live shows are an insult to my musical palette. Oh, and leukemia is just a form of natural selection. Get over it” ... read more |
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Ladies and gentleman, Mixtape Madness is back, on a mission from God. We’ve got a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses. Hit it ... read more |
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Grunge rock demi-God Kurt Cobain bore an entire generation with such poignant descriptions as An Albino/A Mulato/A mosquito/ My libido, and he meant it. Only, God knows what he meant. Here now are the Top 5 most beloved songs with the world's most thought provoking lyrics – probably inspired by an autistic, strung-out five-year old ... read more |
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Since this column has been hibernating longer than Rip Van Winkle (5), I’ll give ya’ll a brief rundown of how things work. Like Glenn Close (6) after seeing an excited and injured soldier in The World According To Garp, I’ll slide in all the biggest music-related stories of the last week and thrust until happy endings are achieved for all ... read more |
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Fun, fun, fun. After years of litigation, members of the greatest American band of all time have settled their disputes, reportedly departing the courthouse as friends. Could this pave the way for a long-awaited Beach Boys reunion? Please, Jeezus, please ... read more |
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The weather is warm and the Beach Boys are necessary. Pet Sounds is all allergies; Brian Wilson is crooning. I want him to love me. I want him to leave me. I want the sun to shine and the trees to cast shadows. If there is a God, I want him to reveal himself among the buds of new leaves ... read more |
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