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Yes, the drummer from Nirvana banged the skins normally reserved for a Bonham. And you know what, he fucking killed it! Cheers to Dave and the boys for proving that epic rock shows can simply be a rollicking good time ... read more |
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It’s impossible to begrudge the Foo Fighters anything. They’re the Tom Hanks of singable rock music–not the greatest of all-time but just so charmingly likeable ... read more |
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The man is the band’s biggest groupie. Want more proof? He boasts about listening to St. Anger. That’s like some horndog trying to bag a girl by saying “Baby, I’d even kiss your herpes.” ... read more |
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Basic entry level passes are currently running one hundred and seventy-five dollars, with VIP admission clocking in at a cool four fifty. I’d normally say skip it, but this VIP tag just might give you a better chance at getting into Moby’s electronica set. Hand me a pacifier. I need to get my dance on ... read more |
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Like Templeton (2) from Charlotte’s Web, I’ll sniff, scrounge through, and eventually shit out the most important music-related stories of the previous week. In an unimportant gag that serves no real purpose other than to bind the article together, I’ll count all celebrity references in parentheses, hoping to snag 50 by the time this grouping of words gets egg on your face. Fired-up? Than like John The Baptist’s (3) head, I’m off! ... read more |
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There’s been a lot of speculation over the last few months on whether or not musicians would boycott the Grammys in a statement of solidarity for the WGA and their thousands of striking members. Well, Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl and over-hyped ho bag Beyonce have answered the speculation, and their responses amounted to nothing more than a giant middle finger toward the Writer’s Guild of America clouded in pleasant euphemisms ... read more |
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Most of you probably know what you’re in for with this column, but I’ll give a brief overview for any new readers. Basically, I’m going to frisk and strip search all the biggest music-related stories from the past week. By the article’s money shot, I’ll have reached fifty obscure associations, all noted in parenthesis. Are you ready? Than like Amelia Earthart’s (2) radio, I’m out! ... read more |
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In addition to a festival appearance, Dave Grohl is reportedly hovering over his phone waiting for a call to play drums for the band. Supposedly in the running to take John Bonham’s spot at the 02 gig, where instead he was spotted playing air drums and guitar throughout the show ... read more |
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