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Finally burying the hatchet after over two decades of doubtlessly thinking evil thoughts of each other over many beers, feisty hair-metal ninja David Lee Roth and the Van Halen brothers put their first joint tour in 22 year to bed Tuesday, raking in $93 million and busting the band’s previous revenue records. Are we surprised? Yes, yes we are ... read more |
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Notoriously unreliable rockers Van Halen have cancelled four performances on their current tour. The announcement, which came out of nowhere, was issued last night, prompting many insiders and fans to speculate Roth and Eddie had once again fallen out. Not so, says an insider in the Van Halen camp ... read more |
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2007 was the year of the reunion. Long-awaited reunions, mediocre reunions, Anarchistic reunions, even one-hit wonder reunions. Band members veered apart, splintered off into solo mediocrity and than Kriss Krossed back, traipsing across the country with their original drummers. Apparently, even at fifty, getting serviced by nineteen year olds with repressed daddy issues in a Cleveland motel room is better per diem than a hundred bucks and a novelty ‘World’s Best Employee’ mug from the assistant manager at Costco ... read more |
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It’s your old friend, Mack. I’m puffing away on my beloved hookah, Mona Lisa Vito, in the freezing cold garage, and in just a few short hours, you’ll take off from the North Pole like a bat out of hell. There’s a few things I forgot to ask for at the mall last week, and I thought I’d post them on the internet in case your sleigh has a wireless router ... read more |
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