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Like Templeton (2) from Charlotte’s Web, I’ll sniff, scrounge through, and eventually shit out the most important music-related stories of the previous week. In an unimportant gag that serves no real purpose other than to bind the article together, I’ll count all celebrity references in parentheses, hoping to snag 50 by the time this grouping of words gets egg on your face. Fired-up? Than like John The Baptist’s (3) head, I’m off! ... read more |
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Taking a page of Britney Spears’ play book, rapper DMX failed to show up to court Friday, forfeiting the judgement in a paternity damages lawsuit. In all, the monetary fines totaled 1.5 million, 500 grand for child support and a million for punitive damages. A million for emotional suffering? That seems excessive, though, in fairness to the plaintiff, DMX did tell Sister 2 Sister magazine that he was raped ... read more |
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