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So, I’m guzzling SoCo and lime shots at a local bar on Saturday when the deejay, a complete bozo and an Abercrombie polo, announces he’ll be taking requests. Goddamnit, I say to no one in particular, grimacing as I realize the free Democratic vote has given us James Buchanan, Taylor Hicks, and laws against medical marijuana ... read more |
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Woah Black Betty, Bam-A-Lam! It’s June 1st, the first day non-scientists officially begin thinking about summer, that three-month stretch of hot weather and hotter chicks when minivans full of snot-nosed kids invade all the best frisbee golf courses and the Cubs convince me this may, in fact, be the year ... read more |
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An initial round of tests diagnosed the rock star with both pulmonary embolism and Cosmic Rust, but the later was ruled out after doctors discovered it only afflicted Transformers. There’s no word on how this may affect Hanson’s upcoming tour schedule, but if you have tickets to an upcoming show, I would suggest selling them to an illiterate friend. ... read more |
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