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The Beastie Boys have announced plans for the "Get Out And Vote" tour. The shows will take place in swing states (or in non-politico terms, those still considered too close to call) in the presidential contest. The Beastie Boys will be joined for the shows by special guests including Norah Jones, Sheryl Crow, Jack Johnson, and Crosby and Nash. ... read more |
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The push to end treeicide and other appalling crimes against nature has been rapidly increasing, and Jack Johnson has been fighting the good fight alongside Al Gore, Smokey The Bear, and Greenpeace. I wish ‘em the best of luck, but until assholes like me stop turning on the water ten minutes before they jump in the shower in order to reduce shrinkage, I doubt the optimistic efforts will have much of an effect ... read more |
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For a third consecutive week, douche bag singer-songwriter Jack Johnson topped the Billboard 200. The stupidly optimistic crooner sold approximately 105,000 copies in the United States. Woohoo. I’d rather listen to bootleg Winger demos for the rest of my life on loop than donate fifteen dollars to that poon clown’s Margarita fund, but my views rarely, if ever, align with the average foolhardy consumer ... read more |
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In keeping track of festival announcements since rumblings started making their way on to the net in January, I’ve been waiting for that “ah-ha” moment to mark my calendar. It seems I’ve finally stumbled upon one that could prove this summer concert season is not entirely lost on one certain master of sleepy acoustic monotony ... read more |
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If you are a fan of Jack Johnson; if you buy into his mellow bullshit, then go ahead and buy the boldly hypocritical Sleep Through The Static. Just remember: Jack Johnson makes music for people who don’t really give a shit about music. Jack Johnson is the artist these people go to whenever they want to chill out and think about nothing, a concept that should not, by definition, be fathomable ... read more |
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Though I may love and respect Eddie Vedder’s music career, I don’t necessarily feel the same about his musical tastes. He chose to praise, of all people, Jack Johnson. You probably recognize that name as the top biller for several festivals this year, which was met by several collective internet outcries of What the fuck? ... read more |
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Walking punchline Amy Winehouse has cashed in on her mega success at this month’s Grammys. The snarly toothed singer leapfrogged all the way up to number two on last week’s Billboard charts, shipping an estimated one hundred and fifteen thousand albums. Gee, I wonder what she plans to spend all the extra pocket cash on ... read more |
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Days away from booking a flight out to California for this year’s Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival, reports surfaced that I may not have to leave the Garden State after all. The New York Times reports concert promoters AEG may plan to host the country’s largest music festival on the East Coast that could see Radiohead and Jack Johnson headlining ... read more |
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