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Noel Gallagher has presented the official list of top 10 bands of all time, per Oasis. The criteria are strict: No solo artists allowed. No collectives allowed. No female artists allowed. Wait, so does this mean Blondie is not a band? What about the Yeah Yeah Yeahs? I doubt Joan Jett and the Blackhearts would take this lightly ... read more |
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In an effort to pinpoint the five best, I humorously locked all my writers in a dank storage room, blasting Yoko Ono noise pieces ad nauseam to speed up the process. One of the prisoners, err writers, hung himself after a particularly heinous Ono scream, but the remaining five escaped with their lives and an above-average list. Here’s what they came up with ... read more |
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Unfortunately, defining the specific criteria was far easier than getting my opinionated and often times hard-headed writers to agree on who exactly was worthy of inclusion. In a fit of rage, I threw them all inside a dank World War I trench, with only their willfullness, a quill, and some papyrus. A few never made it out alive, but their passing was a worthy sacrifice for perfection ... read more |
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