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The single, “Come on Over”, is not to be confused with Christina Aguilera’s song of the same name. This is not a sexed-up purr to lure you into bed. This is a grabbing at the heels plead to listen ... read more |
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Former minister, manager and incestual intellectual Joe Simpson has finally found a new famewhoring investment besides his daughters in the form of EMI Music Group. His Papa Joe record label – record label? This guy works a record label? - has partnered with the mostly independent company to distribute the physical and digital sales of the whole two, count ‘em two, artists on Papa Joe – newcomer An-Ya and younger daughter Ashlee’s ex-boyfriend, Ryan Cabrera. ... read more |
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But, remember America, this is the family that whores out every member. Oldest daughter Jessica had a show on MTV with ex-husband Nick Lachey, then starred in a string of horrendous movies that made one yearn for the days of silent cinema. Ashlee of course had her own MTV show, then was caught lip-synching on Saturday Night Live ... read more |
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Most of you probably know what you’re in for with this column, but I’ll give a brief overview for any new readers. Basically, I’m going to frisk and strip search all the biggest music-related stories from the past week. By the article’s money shot, I’ll have reached fifty obscure associations, all noted in parenthesis. Are you ready? Than like Amelia Earthart’s (2) radio, I’m out! ... read more |
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If twangy licks and songs about southern American subculture didn’t turn me off to country music, Jessica Simpson’s turnover to the genre certainly will. The former Mrs. Lachey is in the early stages of recording a country album in Nashville, a project scheduled for a 2008 release via Columbia Records ... read more |
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