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Bony pirate and immortal chemical pioneer Keith Richards has decided he’s got too many guitars, and he’s in the process of figuring out what to do with them. A couple of his ideas: open up a museum, or give them away. “I have 3,000 guitars and only one pair of hands," the suddenly very wise guitarist told reporters ... read more |
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Never one to shy away from making outlandish, borderline inflammatory comments, Rolling Stones’ lead guitarist Keith Richards sat down with GQ Magazine and flapped his lips about everything from a mysterious harem of loose women passed around the band to frontman Mick Jagger’s ambiguous sexuality ... read more |
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The Rolling Stones guitarist and prime example of why cocaine is usually a bad call spoke to The Daily Mail, calling Amy Winehouse the only current singer he cared for, before adding she “isn't going to be around long unless she sorts herself out pretty quick. Really, Keith? Do you have any idea how much money I’ve lost in Vegas betting against your immune system? ... read more |
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Like Templeton (2) from Charlotte’s Web, I’ll sniff, scrounge through, and eventually shit out the most important music-related stories of the previous week. In an unimportant gag that serves no real purpose other than to bind the article together, I’ll count all celebrity references in parentheses, hoping to snag 50 by the time this grouping of words gets egg on your face. Fired-up? Than like John The Baptist’s (3) head, I’m off! ... read more |
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