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As many of you reading this have no doubt heard by now, Axl Rose has set an actual release date for the ten years plus in the making album Guns N' Roses album Chinese Democracy. But make no mistake, Chinese Democracy is no more a Guns N' Roses album than a Mick Jagger record without Keith Richards is a Rolling Stones album ... read more |
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KISS is also scheduled to underwhelm and bloat UK’s prestigious Download Festival on June 13th, 14th, and 15th. This summer will mark the first time the band has hopscotched through Europe in almost a decade. On behalf of the United States, I hereby thank our friends across the sea. Even one summer without this cancerous mass of shitty riffs and bad makeup is a godsend ... read more |
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I’m just going to the go for it, balls deep, if it were possible, and say Gene Simmons is a misinformed, ridiculous bastard whose head is so far stuck up his own ass that I’m fairly certain the last time he saw the light of day was around the same time the Vikings won a Super Bowl…oh wait ... read more |
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Most of you probably know what you’re in for with this column, but I’ll give a brief overview for any new readers. Basically, I’m going to frisk and strip search all the biggest music-related stories from the past week. By the article’s money shot, I’ll have reached fifty obscure associations, all noted in parenthesis. Are you ready? Than like Amelia Earthart’s (2) radio, I’m out! ... read more |
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