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In case you’re Tom Hanks (3) in the Saturday Night Live Mr. Short Term Memory sketches or just new to the magic of Cinema Blend Music, I’ll give you a little run down of how this article works. I was at Lollapalooza all weekend. You probably weren’t. Therefore, since I’m an affable sort of guy, I’ll fill you in about all the goings on ... read more |
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Finally, she offered me entrance, if I’d sign in, state my intended purpose, and agree to be chaperoned, all of which were unreasonable requests considering I had no real agenda and both the paper trail and escort could expose my plans of drunken carousing ... read more |
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I’m smarter than you. My friends are smarter than you. I’m sorry if that’s a little blunt, but facts are abrasive and stubborn. While you were taking Algebra, I was a year ahead, writing proofs and being underwhelmed by Geometry. While you were experimenting with premarital sex in the janitor’s closet, I was writing papers on Flaubert. That’s right, Flaubert. You’re probably not even familiar with his work, dumbass ... read more |
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