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Like Enrico Fermi (2), I’ll research, dissect, and eventually, split open the most noteworthy musical events of the previous week, causing a chain reaction that may or may not change life as we know it. Along the way, I’ll keep a running count of every famous person mentioned, hopefully hitting 50 by the article’s “it was all a dream” ending. Ready? Than like Alex Trebek’s (3) moustache, I’m off ... read more |
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Most of you probably know what you’re in for with this column, but I’ll give a brief overview for any new readers. Basically, I’m going to frisk and strip search all the biggest music-related stories from the past week. By the article’s money shot, I’ll have reached fifty obscure associations, all noted in parenthesis. Are you ready? Than like Amelia Earthart’s (2) radio, I’m out! ... read more |
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Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine has been attacked by parasites, fifty-one of them to be exact. The former Metallica guitarist and all-around badass went into his doctor for a routine check-up and was shocked to learn of the worm infestation. Maybe one of the microscopic creatures was responsible for the strange internal voice in Dave’s head, chronicled in “Sweating Bullets” ... read more |
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