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Never one to shy away from making outlandish, borderline inflammatory comments, Rolling Stones’ lead guitarist Keith Richards sat down with GQ Magazine and flapped his lips about everything from a mysterious harem of loose women passed around the band to frontman Mick Jagger’s ambiguous sexuality ... read more |
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Fortunately, the Angels were as coordinated assassins as they were security guards, so their mission fell through when a storm swamped their boat, sending everyone overboard. As is yet known, there have been no further attempts by the Hells Angels to murder Mick Jagger ... read more |
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Like Templeton (2) from Charlotte’s Web, I’ll sniff, scrounge through, and eventually shit out the most important music-related stories of the previous week. In an unimportant gag that serves no real purpose other than to bind the article together, I’ll count all celebrity references in parentheses, hoping to snag 50 by the time this grouping of words gets egg on your face. Fired-up? Than like John The Baptist’s (3) head, I’m off! ... read more |
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That said, Snoop announced he is eager to collaborate with rock icons Bono and Sir Mick Jagger because his hip-hop peers no longer inspire him. The 36-year-old Fatherhood star, neé Calvin Broadus, says his next album could be influenced by rock ‘n’ roll and he plans to ask some classic musical legends to help him attain an edgier sound. ... read more |
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Most of you probably know what you’re in for with this column, but I’ll give a brief overview for any new readers. Basically, I’m going to frisk and strip search all the biggest music-related stories from the past week. By the article’s money shot, I’ll have reached fifty obscure associations, all noted in parenthesis. Are you ready? Than like Amelia Earthart’s (2) radio, I’m out! ... read more |
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