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I was completely bewildered when, during the 3/4-set arrival of “Plush,” a nearby group of sorority chicks suddenly got all antsy, huddling together in a secret conversation until one of them finally turned to the people next to them and said, “Oh my god, what’s this song called?" ... read more |
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If you have daughters, sisters, or possibly even wives and mothers, then you no doubt are already aware that today is J-Day. Which is a shorter way of saying that teen-pop sensations The Jonas Brothers new album A Little Bit Longer is now out in stores and online. So are you ready for Jonas-Mania ... read more |
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As Barack Obama and Hilary Clinton duke it out for possible control of America and the free world, a whole other kind of election is going on in Madonna’s head: the election for the perfect pop star ... read more |
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So why the fuss over Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana’s upcoming photo spread for Vanity Fair, the photo spread shot by Annie Leibovitz who did a cover of Rolling Stone featuring a nude John Lennon in the fetal position? Because she’s Disney’s wunderkind. Because what would Minnie Mouse do. Because some of her fans are still learning not to eat dirt and that sharing is caring ... read more |
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For all of you who have spent the past few years worrying about melting icebergs, illegal wars, or the rise of China, Miley Cyrus is the spawn of Billy Ray Cyrus, don’t worry if you have to Wikipedia him, but more importantly, Miley Cyrus is Hannah Montana. Or, Hannah Montana is Miley Cyrus. I’m still not sure which way it goes ... read more |
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Three times a year I’m exposed to a country music awards show, or, at the very least, constant advertisements for said awards show, like I’m some ridiculous rube who wants to celebrate this weird-ass culture by watching all my favorite girls ‘n’ boys dressed up in some of their most fancy clothin.’ Count it, ladies and gentleman, three times ... read more |
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Most of you probably know what you’re in for with this column, but I’ll give a brief overview for any new readers. Basically, I’m going to frisk and strip search all the biggest music-related stories from the past week. By the article’s money shot, I’ll have reached fifty obscure associations, all noted in parenthesis. Are you ready? Than like Amelia Earthart’s (2) radio, I’m out! ... read more |
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