It’s raining outside. Noah’s Ark day thirty-eight level rain too, not some whimpy droplets of condensation. I’d even call it a deluge. The wind is punish-fucking my bushes, maybe even crying Mary, and the thunder and lightening are more boisterous than twenty world class drag queens ... read more
Most of you probably know what you’re in for with this column, but I’ll give a brief overview for any new readers. Basically, I’m going to frisk and strip search all the biggest music-related stories from the past week. By the article’s money shot, I’ll have reached fifty obscure associations, all noted in parenthesis. Are you ready? Than like Amelia Earthart’s (2) radio, I’m out! ... read more
Treadmill enthusiasts OK Go are currently writing for a new album in hopes it will be ready to record this Summer. You probably only know them as that band with the weird exercising video, but if nothing else, the Chicagoans should be remembered for describing a woman as “having a body like a battle axe” on their 2002 single “Get Over It.” F. Scott Fitzgerald couldn’t have penned a better homage to the fairer sex ... read more
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