|
Then came the wait. The nail biting, sleepless wait. But the light shone itself amidst the dusk of the wait. Mayer responded mere hours after Wentz with the surging passion of a Shakespearean sonnet. Here it is in its entirely annotated glory ... read more |
 |
 |
 |
|
You got our hopes up for a better MTV, or better, no MTV. Now, you’ve just let them give you a cold glass of milk to calm down before they tucked you into a pillowy bed of bullshit. Your show will probably only last until the next season of Making the Band or the next Real World/Road Rules Challenge ... read more |
 |
 |
 |
|
But, remember America, this is the family that whores out every member. Oldest daughter Jessica had a show on MTV with ex-husband Nick Lachey, then starred in a string of horrendous movies that made one yearn for the days of silent cinema. Ashlee of course had her own MTV show, then was caught lip-synching on Saturday Night Live ... read more |
 |
 |
 |
|
Hey, emo kid, now you can cry tears of joy. Your prince is engaged to a new-age pop princess. For those of you who don’t spend their time painting your nails black and taking edgy, downtrodden Myspace pictures, Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are engaged ... read more |
 |
 |
 |
|
Politics has influenced music since Yankee Doodle first put a feather in his hat, but I see it fairing much better without it. Music is often an escape mechanism away from the human slaughtering and international thievery that graces us at every other medium we turn to, so why not just leave it be. Politics belongs in a cage while music should roam free ... read more |
 |
 |
 |
|
You must be so proud of yourself for waking up hungover yesterday morning to post a blog about how angry you are with the “fifty year old white man” who decided, like the rest of us, that your band is not as good as you to think it is. Even though I could barely get through the overuse of commas, complete lack of capitalization and some of the longest run-on sentences I’ve ever read, I would still like to take the time to rip you a new one. ... read more |
 |
 |
 |
|
I love watching people play through pain. From Willis Reed hobbling out during game 7 of the 1970 NBA finals to Bobby Baun scoring a game 6 overtime winner on a broken leg, sucking it up is a part of life for some athletes. Unfortunately, musicians aren’t always as willing to tough it out. In fact, some have been known to cancel entire tours for horrific ailments like acute anxiety and lingering colds. How pathetic. Pete Wentz isn’t one of those musicians ... read more |
 |
 |
 |
|