Since this column has been hibernating longer than Rip Van Winkle (5), I’ll give ya’ll a brief rundown of how things work. Like Glenn Close (6) after seeing an excited and injured soldier in The World According To Garp, I’ll slide in all the biggest music-related stories of the last week and thrust until happy endings are achieved for all ... read more
Queen is not Queen without Freddie Mercury. He is largely responsible for the bands decadent, distinctive classics and he is who spent years captivating audiences around the world. Freddie Mercury has created some of the most beloved songs in music and Freddie Mercury is consistently viewed of one of the greatest artists to have emerged in this lifetime. Stop raping Freddie Mercury ... read more
A few weeks ago, I challenged the Music Blend writing team to come up with the perfect list of songs for this evening’s staff New Year’s party. I was planning to get hammered and make sexually suggestive, borderline immoral comments to all the female employees, and I needed a nice backing soundtrack to drown out their outraged retorts. Unfortunately, I locked the writers inside my office (it’s the biggest), and they downed two pints of Jager ... read more
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