Amy Winehouse Wants To Make You Beautiful, Like Her

You ever get so frustrated on a bad hair day that you can’t resist an urge to whip your locks into a nappy beehive? You ever feel like your eyeliner is just not extended out far enough? How about knocking out a couple of teeth when the floss is just not reaching back far enough to that annoying piece of food stuck in your gums? Well, Amy Winehouse thinks you have.

I guess when the majority of your music career includes half-assed performances, numerous rehabs and an incarcerated husband, you’ve got to look into other ventures. For Winehouse that reportedly includes marketing her fem-vampire style with her own makeup and fashion line.

That’s right young women of the UK, you too can follow in the footsteps of the world most famous crackhead. According to The Sun, Wino is reportedly planning meetings to finalize details of the line, which I hope is set to include a personal can of huff-able hairspray. If and when this comes to America, watch out for a full personal diary, pictures included.