Avril Lavigne Is Inside Your Closet

I’ve got good news for one cliched group of teenagers. Nope, it’s not the jocks or cheerleaders. It’s not even for the band nerds, hippies, fat kids, budding scientists, or losers hopelessly stuck in the friend zone. This bit of March cheer is for the confused and angry girls, you know, the bundles of contradiction who hang out with the stoners but still freak out over math tests (Think a more pathetic Lindsay from Freaks And Geeks).

According to NME, massive poser Avril Lavigne is partnering with Kohls to release her own clothing line. How badass. I told you the confused middle school girls would be excited. The retail line will offer a variety of styles with prices ranging between twenty-four and forty-eight dollars. Some of the designs will even reportedly include skulls! If that’s not enough to rock your training bras off, I’m not sure what will.