Billy Joel In Talks To Serenade Shea Stadium

Legendary pianist Billy Joel is in talks with the New York Mets to play a concert at Shea Stadium. Let’s hope he performs better than the Metropolitans did the last month of the season. They swung and missed more frequently than Chevy Chase.

According to Music-News, the concert was supposed to be kept on the down low until plans were finalized, but somehow, word leaked out. Who in the World could have seen that coming?

I’ve never been a big fan of the crooner, but for an ugly cat prone to drunk driving, he’s sure batted above his weight with the ladies for years. Christie Brinkley? That’s not even fair. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to pound seventeen beers in the next hour and sing “Piano Man” at the top of my lungs.