Boy George Enters Plea On Imprisonment Charges

Take it from me, imprisoning a male escort and handcuffing him to the wall is a bad call. Sure, it might seem like harmless and wholesome fun at first, especially if you’ve had eight Margaritas and a Cialis, but late night rendezvouses involving false imprisonment and fluffy restraints always end in restraining orders. Always. No, no, just don’t.

Unfortunately, my main man Boy George learned this lesson the hard way, after a booty call went haywire and ended with the random dude being shackled to some furniture. According to NME, the temporary hostage filed charges, and the former Culture Club singer was in court yesterday to make a preliminary plea in front of the court. In case you’re wondering, he rolled on ‘not guilty’, the same bold strategy Michael Vick, Charles Manson, and Ted Bundy tried. I’m sure you’re all joining me in wishing poor Boy George the best of luck.