Britney Spears On Pace For Fifth Number One Album

The absurd anonymous to biggest pop star in the world to train wreck to biggest pop star in the world is almost complete for Miss Britney Spears. The singer is on pace to snag her fifth number one album, potentially putting her in elite company alongside Madonna and Barbra Streisand. I guess that deserves some sort of slow clap. Don’t look at me. I’m not starting it.

According to Billboard, the disc, entitled Circus, is expected to move over three hundred thousand units. In medical terms, that’s a shitload, but it’s still well off what Brit Brit sold back in the day. I still haven’t given the LP a full listen through, but from what I’ve heard, it’s certainly not terrible. Then again, it’s also not “Be My Baby.”

Circus is available pretty much wherever Cds are sold. I won’t judge you if you buy it, but it also won’t improve my currently neutral opinion.