Could New Album Mean It's All Downhill From Here For New Found Glory?

Perhaps as a last resort for Geffen Records to squeeze a dollar from recent ex-clients, New Found Glory will be releasing a greatest hits album that can be bought by the public on March 18. There should be some vague emo/angst jokes that could easily be applied to this article; however, I’m still suffering from the shock of learning that New Found Glory has actually released material since 2004’s Catalyst and, in an even more amazing turn of events, that New Found Glory managed to find enough material to fill a greatest hits album.

According to decoymusic.com the track listing includes such treasures as “Hit or Miss,” All Downhill From Here,” “Understatement,” and “Failure’s not Flattering.” I guess if we can expect as much optimism from the album, aptly named Hits , as we can from the track titles, the album is sure to be a RIOT.

I knew there would be a joke somewhere.