Early Ode To Johansson Album

Oh, Scarlett Johansson, how I love thee, let me count the ways. You are truly a starlet of beauty, a fresh face among the numerous actresses defined by fake tans and like totally ridiculous vocabulary choice. I even read somewhere that you enrich your life by listening to music that includes The Velvet Underground and Miles Davis.

And now, you are lending your own voice to the music world? Could you be any more spectacular? I think not. But wait, your album, which is rumored to have only one original track, will be an ode to Tom Waits, covering ten of his songs. While normally I would be a skeptic of any female covering a master such as Mr. Waits, I am more than willing to give this album a shot. When the record, Anywhere I Lay My Head drops on May 20, I will certainly be shelling out the ten bucks or so to devour this endeavor.

I will also be waiting attentively for the tracklist, in the hopes that I can prepare myself for the day of glory that will be May 20th.

*note that a loud and mournful sigh was admitted here *