Hanson Heart Refuses To MmmBop Properly

Isaac Hanson has been hospitalized following chest pains and soreness. The pulmonary problem, announced last night, came as quite a shock to everyone still living in 1998 (and probably to him). For those of you under ten years old, Hanson was a three-piece family band, originally known for their pop-sensible riffs and quirky, nonsense lyrics. They later sewer dived underground and actually wrote some pretty decent songs while hanging out with Woodrow from SNL.

According to E! Online, the twenty-seven year old was admitted to Baylor University Medical Center. An initial round of tests diagnosed the rock star with both pulmonary embolism and Cosmic Rust, but the later was ruled out after doctors discovered it only afflicted Transformers. There’s no word on how this may affect Hanson’s upcoming tour schedule, but if you have tickets to an upcoming show, I would suggest selling them to an illiterate friend.