Jessica Sierra Taped Sex In Seedy Motel

Soon to be convicted felon Jessica Sierra will make her pornography debut in a home video that has been leaked to a major internet porn company. Sweet! Watching coked-out catastrophes perform fellatio on shady looking gang-bangers in seedy motel rooms has always been a passion of mine.

According to TMZ, sources have confirmed the tape will be released within the next few weeks, coinciding with season seven premiere of American Idol. God, I hope this low-budget production is hilarious. Nothing will ever top Washington D.C. mayor Marion Berry shouting, “Bitch set me up!” But we’ll hope this comes in a close second.

You may remember Sierra was arrested earlier this week for being a drunken mess. The drug addict was thrown out of a Tampa club and got her revenge by kicking a paramedic, vomiting in a cop car, and shouting racial slurs. No word on how Randy Jackson’s Dog Pound felt about that.