Keith Richards Gets His Hypocrite On

Drugged-up disaster Keith Richards can add wise sage to the list of current careers on his resume. The Rolling Stones guitarist and prime example of why cocaine is usually a bad call spoke to The Daily Mail, calling Amy Winehouse the only current singer he cared for, before adding she “isn't going to be around long unless she sorts herself out pretty quick. Really, Keith? Do you have any idea how much money I’ve lost in Vegas betting against your immune system?

How Keith is equipped to advise anyone is beyond me, but the legend admitted as much a few minutes after his good-natured plea to Amy, saying he “smokes weed all the damn time.” Classy. Still, I can’t say I disagree with Keith. Amy needs to get her shit together now, or face life’s ultimate irony: being outlasted by a chain-smoking, former heroin junkie three times her age. You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find old crack rocks you hid inside your hideous beehive haircut months ago.