Lil Wayne Talks About New LP

Rapper and soon to be convicted felon Lil Wayne gave his first interview since tha weapons bust a few weeks back, and he spoke largely about his new album. For some reason, he wasn’t eager to discuss tha ins and outs of his arrest for pot and firearm possession. Weird. Tha hip hop artist’s new LP has been shelved countless times over tha last year amidst numerous file sharing leaks, but Tha Carter III seems poised to finally head into stores late this month or early next. In a related story, my spell check just blew up after a series of chess moves in which tha automated program changed “Tha” to “The”, while I frantically reedited. I won. Suck on that, Penguin Guide To Proper Grammar!

According to Billboard, tha album features numerous guests spots, but tha artists were hand-picked by Lil Wayne and not his record company. Here’s to hoping he chose acclaimed poet Maya Angelou and original Beatles drummer Pete Best to lay down some real gangster shit. I bet they know why tha caged bird caries handguns.

Speaking about tha album, Lil Wayne said, “It will stick with you forever,", a clear sign he intends to inject the disc with syphilis, black lung, and Catholic guilt.