Norah Jones Gets Movie Role

Norah Jones, the most overrated musician of our time, has been tapped to appear in Wong Kar Wai’s new film My Blueberry Nights. She’ll also perform a few numbers for the soundtrack including the opening number entitled “The Story.” I have no idea whether the multiple platinum artist can act, but conventional wisdom tells me it’ll certainly be an improvement over her whiney, go-nowhere piano solos.

According to Billboard, My Blueberry Nights will feature Jude Law, Natalie Portman, and Rachel Weisz alongside Ravi Shankar’s daughter. The basic story outline follows a trouble woman who embarks on a cross-country voyage to rid herself of past demons. One would assume she will also be singing along the way. Yay. The motion picture croons into theaters on February 13th.