Obama Beats Clinton At Grammys

Junior Illinois Senator Barack Obama scored another victory of the Clinton family on Sunday night, though, this conquest was apolitical in nature. Barack’s book The Audacity Of Hope: Thoughts On Reclaiming The American Dream edged out former President Clinton’s non-fiction title Giving: How Each Of Us Can Change The World in the Best Spoken Word category.

According to Billboard, the announcement was met with hoops and hollers from a large portion of the Grammy attendees, and I’d be lying if I said this author didn’t let out more than a chortle after hearing the Clintons were dealt another blow, a mere hours after getting trounced in Maine: the whitest of all states.

On a side note, if you’re not yet registered to vote, please do so well before your state’s primary date. In some parts of the country, you need to sign up more than a month in advance.