Phish Are Getting Back Together

I’ve never had a more neutral opinion of anything in my entire life than Phish. They’re okay, passable, average--just not for me. They’re like Alzheimer’s medication or tampons. I would vote “yes” on their right to exist but would in no way change my routine or spend any money to seek them out. They just are. So, with complete neutrality, I bring you news Phish is back after a five year hiatus.

According to Billboard, the band has officially confirmed dates in Hampton, Viriginia and are expected to soon announce further gigs in Pittsburgh, Boston, and possibly Bonnaroo. So, there that is.

Tickets for the events are expected to fly off the shelves considering the five year layoff; so, if you hold the band in higher regards than I do, I’d advise ordering pretty soon.