Posh Expels Beckham

For the third time in his illustrious career, David Beckham has been sent off in disgrace, this time by his own wife. Victoria, nervous about her upcoming tour, has barred her soccer star husband from attending the first gig in Vancouver. Undeterred, Becks has announced he will be on hand for next week’s show in San Jose before following the most famous girl group around the world. How cute.

According to Music-News, the right winger joked about his wife’s flip-flopping, saying, ”One minute Victoria is saying she wants me there and then it's, 'No, don't come to the first show, as we'll all be too nervous.” I’d be nervous to. Outside of worrying about singing and choreography, the group’s notorious love-hate relationship is always a threat to spill over mid-performance. Man, that would be hilarious. Just picture five girls, clad in matching sequined outfits, cattily shouting about how one of their fellow Spices has cankles, while a backing track steadily booms “Wannabe.”