Random Roadie Claims Led Zeppelin Will Tour

Looks like Led Zeppelin is this year’s answer to what legendary band will top The Police tour. Following their first show since 1980 last November at London’s O2 Arena where Naomi Campbell was “robbed” and Paul McCartney got away with puffing on a fatty right in the open, rumors have been flying that the band may make their way overseas to play for us Yanks. Now an insider told Britain’s Daily Mirror that the band will be headlining Tennessee festival Bonnaroo, which takes place June 12-15.

"This is the news that will drive their fans absolutely wild,” a very reputable source - an insider - told the Mirror, adding fuel to the rumors that the band may also launch a tour. "[Fans] have been bombarding their website to get back together for good but only Robert Plant wasn't keen to commit.”Apparently the singer/songwriter has had a “change of heart” but in best gossip journalism form, this is all in pure speculation A.K.A probably some roadie dude looking to make bank by allowing some reporter to throw some fancy quotes around one of his drunken rants.

In addition to a festival appearance, Dave Grohl is reportedly hovering over his phone waiting for a call to play drums for the band. Supposedly in the running to take John Bonham’s spot at the 02 gig, where instead he was spotted playing air drums and guitar throughout the show, another very reputable and valuable unidentifiable C.I.A agent, I mean an insider, told the Daily Star that the Foo Fighters mastermind would drop everything to be apart of a Zeppelin show. More news from highly dependable fact-checked top-edited British gossip newspapers to come your way soon.