Richards Discusses Jagger's Sexuality

Never one to shy away from making outlandish, borderline inflammatory comments, Rolling Stones’ lead guitarist Keith Richards sat down with GQ Magazine and flapped his lips about everything from a mysterious harem of loose women passed around the band to frontman Mick Jagger’s ambiguous sexuality.

According to NME, the rubbery-looking rogue watched his girlfriend, Anita Pallenberg, run off with Jagger, but never one to find healthy ways to cope, Richards made a goal of “stealing every bitch he had." I’m pretty sure that’s what King David said right before ordering Joab to dessert Uriah The Hittite.

When asked about the ever present Mick Jagger bisexuality rumors, Richards delivered this blunt gem: “I really have no idea if anyone ever shoved it up the shitter. I'm not there watching it every day.” Me neither, Keith. Me neither.