Slash Loves The Southern Ladies

During a recent trip to merry old England, former Guns N Roses guitarist Slash made his affection for certain Southern ladies pretty clear. No, not the ones from Kentucky or Nebraska or even Texas. I’m talking way down South, South America to be exact. Apparently, the guitar-thrashing virtuoso can’t stand strip clubs because they just don’t compare with Hugo Chavez-reared hookers.

According to Music News, Slash was at a local UK strip club, Sophisticats, when he began complaining about the relative prudeness of the lusty, performing ladies. He went on to say, "I've seen everything so this club (Sophisticats) is dull. If you want a real stripper, you get a hooker. The girls in South America are best, because they will do anything you like!" By anything, I’m pretty sure he means magically turn your dick into a blood-spitting dragon for a week. Sounds awesome.